Oh yes we do! We usually make up all kinds of lies to keep you Northerners up North!

125 F days, 320+ days of sunshine a year, venomous lizards and snakes the size of Buicks, cacti which if you lean against will suck all your body fluids and leave an empty shell, the Chupacabra roaming the city streets at night, enormous packs of ravenous coyotes, Republicans...; it's sheer Hades I'm tellin' ya!