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Originally Posted by jplinville
The matches are chosen in conjunction with an ancient Chinese system consisting of partaking of a psychedelic stew made from pigs feet, rooster crowns, eye of newt, and Big Mac secret sauce. After consuming this stew, it offers the participant the opportunity to throw up. Then the splattered vomit is speculated for hours by Hindu priests that then decide who are worthy enough to be your friend.
It's a messy system but one that works well.
I caution anyone thinking of changing this system, as the Ninja rabbits will come to your house and chop you into little pieces and feed you to the local dogs.
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