If your not smart enough to wear a cup to protect yourself from a 5 oz pitched at speeds of 90+mph, well, you shouldn't reproduce anyways...

Surgical intervention would be my guess for treatment.
~Nate

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1999 Plymouth Neon Expresso. 2.4 swap, 10.5 to 1 comp, big cams. Autocross time attack vehicle!
2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl)