Just get on http://www.austrianews.co.uk/ and read the news! It's amazingly bad, done by Austrians, that English not so good speak can, ja?

Here's one story:

Monetary penalty for a smelly fart in Styria

A 20-year-old man from Styria had to pay a monetary penalty of 50 Euro because he was not able to suppress a smelly fart next to a police man. The smelly fart is a violation against the federal security law in Styria.
Austrian medias make a scandal out of this incide

read on.....It gets better.

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