Farmer Jones thought he needed a rooster to keep his hens happy because his present rooster was getting a little on the older side, so he called Farmer Brown on his cell phone and asked if he had a younger rooster he could buy. Farmer Brown had several so brought one over for Jones.....

The new rooster arrives and is strutting about the chicken yard. The old rooster waddles up to him, limping a bit, and says (in chicken talk)...."hello, young fella, I see you are expecting to take over here"

....."Yep"...

...."instead of just turning over the hens to you I was thinking we might agree to have a little kindof a contest to see who was the better rooster".....

(looking over the old decrepid rooster) the younger rooster says...."OK, what did you have in mind?"

The old rooster says "how about a footrace three times around the henhouse?"

.....the young rooster is thinking Hot Dog!...."OK"....

..The old rooster then says ...."since I am old how about a little head start?"....

the young rooster, full of confidence says "OK" and the old rooster takes off.

The young rooster takes off and soon is thinking..".Hey, this old rooster can really run".....

first lap around and the old rooster is leading by 8'....

second lap they come around and the young rooster is up to 6'.

....third lap and they come around and

....BLAM!....

Farmer Jones shoots the young rooster, saying...

"Dang that Brown! That's the third (alternative lifestyle, not that there is anything wrong with that) rooster he has sent me!"


See why telling the old jokes is just not as much fun anymore?

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