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Old 02-27-2010, 10:01 PM
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Thats why I have a VW rabbit for a daily driver. Fun story here...

My ma and I were at K-mart for our furniture shopping (Wal-Mart is satan, and where else can you get a dinner table for $89?) and we had taken my VW. We found the table we wanted and asked the slack-jawed yokel to grab one and meet us at the front.
Crater Faced wage monkey "Whut kind uh truk y'all got?"
Me: A VW Rabbit.
CFwm: "Ain't gonna fit. Wouldn't n'even fit in muh truk."
Me: "Just meet us at the front."

After a suitable waiting period (enough time to grow gray hair... and lose it) CFwm met us at the door when I pulled up the Rabbit. He shook his head and spit out a wad of chewing tobacco so large you'd need a commercial driving license to move it. He started trying to tell me about "delivery programs" and how he wouldnt mind taking it home in his truck for us for a small fee. By the time he was done, I'd reminded him that it wouldn't fit in his truck and pointed to the table's box in the back of the VW with the front seats still all the way back.

Welcome to customer service in east Tennessee
Me: "Looks like there's room for two more in there, wouldn't you say? By the way you got ripped off on your truck."
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