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Originally Posted by daveuz
This happened on a flight bound for Detroit.
Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him.
The guy was an emotional wreck, sweating, pale, hands shaking and moaning in fear.
'What's the matter?' Jack asked.
"I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there.
Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says.
It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death.
But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"
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"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck
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Yeah, but it's the EOD squads working near the liquor stores that really have it bad.
Fortunately, now that the anti-sniper battalions have wiped out the hiding spots near the stores, it's a lot easier to see who has emplaced mines in the pot holes....
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