History's top 10 times for appropriate Use of the F-word:
10th - "Scattered f##king showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
9th - "How the f##k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th - "You want WHAT on the f##king ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
7th - "Where did all those f##king Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
6th - "It does so f##king look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
5th - "Where the f##k are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th - "Any f##king idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
3rd - "What the f##k was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f##king hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963
AND ... Drum roll please ...
The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....
"Aw c'mon. Who the f##k is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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