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Old 10-18-2010, 09:01 AM
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History's top 10 times for appropriate Use of the F-word:


10th - "Scattered f##king showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f##k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f##king ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f##king Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f##king look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f##k are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f##king idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f##k was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f##king hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

AND ... Drum roll please ...

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....

"Aw c'mon. Who the f##k is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
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