Some years ago I was on my morning highway commute, and was distracted long enough to notice a woman on the adjacent lane doing 65 mph in her Lexus staring at her vanity mirror and deftly wielding eyelash curlers with the precision of a microsurgeon!!!
I want to start a thread and ask the female forum members how women are able to drive and do facial cosmetics at the same time!??
I too am peeved by those who commandeer the passing lane at some lethargic speed, but tailgaters are my greatest (and most dangerous) annoyance!
Sometimes I can't tell if they are driving or I am towing them!!!
Just today, I kept an eye on the rear view mirror at a woman in a minivan who I believe was close enough to be able to read the gauges on MY instrument panel...she seemed particularly annoyed at my keeping the 20mph speed limit as we crossed the school zone...either that, or she was attempting to "draft" at our horrific speed at the time. Never mind that Southlake patrolmen are stationed along the road like Viet Cong snipers...she would not get off my butt!
Cops are quick to stop and ticket the offending speeder, but never do they apprehend the tailgaters!
