Two Irish lads, Mick and Shaun are walking down a street in Bondi. Mick happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said 'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per pair'

Mick says to Shaun, 'Shaun, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to Ireland, we could make a fortune'.

'Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Jist lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our eccint, they might not be nice to us'. 'I'll speak in my bist Aussie eccint.'

'No worries, smiled Shaun, I'll keep my mouth shut.'

They go in and Mick says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each,

100 shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty peers of trousers et $5.00 each. I'll beck up my truck end...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from Ireland , aren't you?'

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