I went to a Mickey D's for lunch yesterday. As I was exiting the drive thru I got held up by traffic. Just then a ***** stops her car right in front of me rolls down her window, hangs her heads out and throws up.

Yeah there goes my appetite.

So I honk the horn and flip her off as I shout at her to please go die somewhere else.

Really, WTF is wrong with people? If you're sick stay home.
I almost thought of asking her to reimburse me for lunch but didn't want to get thrown up on.