Originally Posted by whunter

How many have you had?

#1. Engine will not shut off
#2. Central locking not working.
#3. Engine won't start.
#4. Oil leaks.
#5. Floor wet.
#6. Hood hinges stiff or broken.
#7. Transmission shifting strange.
#8. Broken Air cleaner mount and/or bracket.
#9. Collapsed engine mounts.
#10. Worn out steering/suspension parts.
#11. Ignition key won't turn.