I especially like the reference to the "Storied Diesel Research Labs". I think it means that they're making up a story...not sure. Not even a web site for this "storied institution".

Check out the LinkedIn page for Wolfgang Fengler - http://www.linkedin.com/pub/wolfgang-fengler/21/a0/3b7

I love the web site for TriboCoating. Especially the Diesel Research menu item which doesn't work!

My favorite, though, is the description for the Quartz Energy 9000 Oil

Two years of development made it possible to formulate this 100 % synthetic lubricant . Exceptionally fluid, TOTAL QUARTZ ENERGY 9000 0W30 is an universal and multipurpose lubricant. The upmost top of the range of TOTAL traditional technology oils garanties the immediate lubrification of your engine components : choose the lubricant offering the wildest carmakers homologation profile !

Even Dilbert couldn't come up with "wildest carmakers homologation profile".

The ebay ad will be gone shortly... I tried to capture it for posterity - came close, but it got flagged as a "web forgery"... makes sense, so I'll try to post a .pdf later.