You might own a diesel if

1. Your car is older than your girl friend, she mocks you for driving an old car and you say to her "I'll probably get more mileage out of her than you" ... then she breaks up with you and you wonder why ..., that's when you know you own a diesel ... THEN you figure oh well I still have my car .. that's when you know you have a MERCEDES diesel

2. Your co-workers say you smell of French fries when you walk into a meeting

3. Mityvac is a highly rated tool on your tool list.

4. You have an extension cable sticking out of your house all day in winter time

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Current cars:
1987 Mercedes 300D
1997 Turbo Nissan Maxima
2001 Lexus IS300 2JZ-GTE & 6 speed swap
2002 BMW E46 M3 - done ... needs engine management
2005 E55 AMG - mods started starts with a pulley and goes on from there!!!