Many thanks to member "aaa" here on PeachParts, he dropped by and helped me (rather it was me helping him) pull the engine.
Harbor Freight was out of stock of the load levelers so I had to run to PepBoys (which I hate, it was the first time I entered the store since getting fired several years ago). And you guys were right, we ended up removing the plastic handle on the crank and using a 27mm socket on the opposite end.
Beastie, I'm hoping to put the engine back in next weekend or so after I've finished with the painting. I could definitely use some local help... and get back in touch with another Northern Virginian. I grew up in Chantilly and I miss NoVa