Finally managed to get some sleep

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

"The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start"

-haha, whats the point of listing some huge, really specific problem that NEVER occurred?

"This car has never been fully airborne"

-speaks for itself.

"You stupid idiots."

-Simple, but pretty funny in its context.

Then there is the MP3 plyer that you DONT get with the car. Every other line this guy types is gold.