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Originally Posted by layback40
"I must be using the wrong shampoo too"
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says" for extra volume and body"! Seriously, why have I not noticed this before? Now I understand why I am so "full-figured"! Tomorrow I am going to start using Morning Fresh dishwashing liquid. It says right on the label "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove." It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!
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Which reminds me of the joke:
Girl goes to HR to complain about Smith
Girl: I like to file a complain about Mr Smith. He was sexually harassing me this morning
HR: What did he say or do?
Girl: He said he likes the smell of my hair.
HR: What's wrong with that? Maybe the shampoo you used smelled good.
Girl: Mr Smith is a midget.