How about a riding lawnmower? They're cheap and usually geared pretty low. Throw on a utility trailer, weld on a hitch for a tow dolly, etc. I think you'd be good with that IMO.

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth