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layback40 · #**760** 06-05-2012, 01:14 AM

Here in Australia,

A wedding occurred just outside Alice Springs in the Northern
Territory. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride and
groom's families had a storming row and started wrecking the reception
room and generally kicking the cr#p out of each other, the Police were
called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in
court.

The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally
brings silence with the use of his hammer, shouting, "Silence in Court!"

The court room goes silent and Jackie, the best man, stands up
and say's.. "Judge.... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I
should explain what happened."

The Judge agrees and asks Jackie to take the stand.

Jackie begins his explanation by telling the court that it is
traditional in an indigenous wedding that the best man gets the first
dance with the Bride.

The Judge says," OK".

"Well," said Jackie, "after I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going so I continued dancing to the second song, and after
that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song...when all
of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the
Bride an unmerciful kick in her va##na.."

The Judge instantly responded, "God... that must have hurt!"

Jackie replies; "HURT!!... he broke three of my fuc**ing fingers !