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Originally Posted by Botnst
Just call the cops. They'll be there as soon as possible.
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This brings to mind a story I read somewhere a year or two ago:
An elderly couple were getting ready to go upstairs for bed. When he went to turn off the lights he saw someone with the light on in his equipment shed hauling off some loot.
He grabbed the phone and called 911. The 911 operator asked if they were threatening him and he said no. The operator said "we have no one available right now, someone will be there in a few hours."
The man called 911 again 60 seconds later and told them "I just shot the people in my shed." Within two minutes the house was surrounded with cops and they apprehended the thieves.
The Captain came to the man and said "I thought you said that you shot the thieves." To this the man replied "I thought you said you had no one available."