Get a load of this -
Jet Skier Breaks Through JFK Airport's $100 Million Security System - Yahoo!
Guy that is wearing only a pair of swimming trunks and a BRIGHT YELLOW LIFEJACKET, dripping wet, was able to climb the perimeter fence, walk across two runways, and part way thru a Delta terminal before a TICKET AGENT finally noticed the guy.
Six pack of beer - $10, fuel for jet ski - $30, making TSA and Homeland Security look like the idiots they are - priceless.