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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"”
Maria: "“Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you".”
Wife: "“Who said you iron better than me?'”
Maria: “"Jor huzban he say so".”
Wife: “"Oh yeah?”"
Maria: “"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you".”
Wife: “"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"”
Maria: “"Jor hozban did".
Wife increasingly agitated: “"Oh he did, did he?"”
Maria: “"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed".”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “"And did my husband say that as well?"”
Maria: “"No Seņora… The gardener did".”
Wife: “"So how much do you want?"”
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I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....
1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles 
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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