Two women friends Patricia & Luisa had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had become over-enthusiastic about Bacardi Breezers ...

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the local cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties to use then discard them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After everything was done, they continued on their way home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing! ..." said the other husband ... "mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station - we'll never forget you' "

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1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving