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layback40 · #**860** 09-11-2012, 08:54 PM

NEVER MAKE HER ANGRY !!
> A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to
> greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table.
>
> Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and
> who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her,
> "Hello. How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
>
> When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him,
> "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
>
> "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
> "Which word?" the woman asked.
> "Love."
>
> The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
>
> About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman
> and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
> While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
>
> "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
> "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I
> married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And
> then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in
> and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We
> were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my
> head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
>
> "You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
> "Which word?" her husband asked.
> "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis", she replied.
>
> Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . . . there will be Hell to pay!
>
>
> NB: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed
> lung-disease pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
>
> Now you've learned a new word !