In honor of the New Year:

Sam and Sadie struck it rich with the NY lottery. Their lifelong dream was to live like royalty, so they bought a country manor in the English countryside. Of course, they also hired a very proper English butler, Mr. James.

Sam and Sadie were headed into town and asked James to be sure to have the dinner table set for four, as the Cohens were coming for dinner. When they returned, the table was fully set, but with eight place settings.

Surprised, Sadie asked "James, why eight?" James politely replied, "The Cohens called to say that they were bringing the Latkes and the Blintzes."