A married couple was at home watching TV.
The husband had the remote and was switching back
and forth between a fishing channel and the porn
channel.
The wife became more and more annoyed and
finally said:
"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You
already know how to fish!"
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group
I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....
1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import 
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving
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