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Old 11-13-2012, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Botnst View Post
Natural selection always favors fecundity over all else.

I have two colleagues (biologists) whose conversation I'll related as best I can. The one I label "F" is amazingly productive, literally hundreds of pubs to his name, devised several new analytical methods, etc. The one I label "J" is a middle-of-the-road scientist -- dependable but not creative or innovative.

"J": My oldest son had a great soccer weekend. Won a couple of games.
"F": My wife and I went bicycling and I worked on a paper and she sold a house.
J: I mowed the lawn and my wife had the night shift at the hospital.
F: If you arranged your life better you would be more productive. Kids often prevent scientists from reaching their full potential.
J: I have 4 kids by two wives and one grandchild. It keeps me busy.
F: I believe my success has been due to my not having children and staying focused on my job.
J: How do you define success?
F: Publications, citations, grad students.
J: And you claim to be a biologist?

(I could've blown coffee through my nose onto the windshield)
I think this is mildly funny. I suspect that if I were smarter it'd be hilarious. I'm going to test this theory by telling this joke to some of my friends - thank you Botanist
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