Who, exactly would "we" be?

You, clearly, don't have any money because you tried to ripoff the dealership for $450, but finally capitulated when the forum refused to agree with you.

Maybe you have some friends that would pay? Somehow, I doubt it.

You're a person without any integrity and most people will gravitate away from you unless, like the women in your life, they see a checkbook (apparently, long gone).