It's still a crossdresser: fake truck on a car platform -- give me a car that doesn't feel like a f'en UPS truck when driven. I'm not a safety-nancy, so I really don't give a rat's anus about sitting above everyone else.

If I want good mileage and cargo space, there are the Prius wagon and VW diesel wagons (which also happen to come with a real gearbox, not an autotragic). Leave the fake trucks for the stupid soccer mooooommies and realtor chicks who simply don't know any better.