Me, too. This is so good and in humor states the truth. In my mind the M-B that I knew that was the glory of Germany has been out of business for a couple of decades.
My favorite lines:

"The people who built my car (referring to a 300SD) would send these CLA designers to the gas chamber".

"Anyone who does not know the difference between a 123, 124, and 126 leave now".

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Current:
1985 300D aka Miss Margaret
1991 300SE aka Alarice
1995 SL320 aka Samantha
1997 K1500 Silverado
Past:
1999 E300 ex-wife got it and let her son ruin it
1984 190 2.3 ex-wife got it and let her son destroy a great car
1985 300D (CA version) aka Maybelline lost to deer at high speed.
1981 300D aka Madeline (went to salvage at near 400k) rusty, yet best car I ever drove
Wishlist:
McFarlan TV6 (only a few privately owned)
ReVere with Rochester engine
1917 Premier (only one left)