That's great.

Except, of course, that I try to do anything I can to reduce the odds of attracting the attention of the local constabularies. Piss them off and they will find another reason to detain and cite you. (I was pulled over on the SF bay bridge and the first thing the chippie said was "you can't use your cell phone" and I responded by pointing to the BT headset hanging out of my ear and telling him that I wasn't using the phone anyway, and even offered to let him look at it. He looked at me a bit flustered and then said, "besides, you were also speeding." Of course, that was true, no one drives the posted 50 over the bridge and I was moving with traffic, but since he'd stopped me, he felt compelled to write the ticket. Angered and irritated me to no end, since I knew there was no way to fight it, so I ended up with traffic school.

It's a racket, no doubt.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh!