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Missing: Can't find the love of his life...
A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5.5
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could loose a few.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season - lightish brown now .
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, Shark Gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and Black leather GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
near the....... at this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
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62 220sb
67 250S
72 280SE 4.5
74 280C
77 300D
82 240D
85 190E 2.3
86 300E RIP 12/28/09
85 300SD
92 300D 2.5
00 E320 Current
Over 1,000,000 miles in Benzes, Since66
....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii
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