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Cat-1 Pippin. Is there a good reason to go screaming round the house like a richocheting bullet at midnight just after we've managed to get to sleep?
Cat-2 Arwen. You know perfectly damm well that my alarm is set for 5 AM and I'll get right up and feed you so what the **** do you have to start shaking the blinds and banging the lamp switches for at 04:45 for godssake?
Cat-3 Miranda. What the hell happened in your life to make you terrified of your own poop? Why do you have to flee the catbox in an even worse state than Pippin whenever you poop in it smashing into walls and chairs so hard you'll hurt yourself one of these days?
- Peter.
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2021 Chevrolet Spark
Formerly...
2000 GMC Sonoma
1981 240D 4spd stick. 347000 miles. Deceased Feb 14 2021 
2002 Kia Rio. Worst crap on four wheels
1981 240D 4spd stick. 389000 miles.
1984 123 200
1979 116 280S
1972 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
1971 108 280S
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