Well I ended up resorting to the crowbar and the coat hanger method. Now the Trunk mysteriously opens and closes on its own But the key fob doesn’t work anymore so I guess I’m just gonna have to leave it unlocked. As of this day July 12 at 9:40 AM Mercedes Benz E550 with the last three digits of the Vin being 342......Has been locked for the last damn time

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Current stable......
17' Rogue SV 70k
11’ Saab 9-5 NG 94k
10’ e550 4matic 185k

sold
02' e320 210k
00' e430 167k
01' e320 171k (regret sale)
91' 300d 2.5t 300k (sold to ecoofidaho)
79' 240d 177k (old yellow my avatar)
87' 300d 169k (junk but fast)
85' 300tdt 261k (RBM parts delivery)
85' 300dt 68k (one owner cream puff)
82' 240d 250k
84' 300dt 198k (sold to diesel don)
91' 190e 2.3 61k
88' 260e 140k