I actually looked at the map thinking I was going to be able to say " it is people accidentally in OKLA CITY that should stop by and see Larry".... LOL... but you are just a LONG way from any known town....
I don't know if you are kidding or not on the propane TV.....I have seen those catalogs for Missionaries... where they have so much stuff running on things like Diesel....like Refrigerators... ( absorption type )... so I am thinking... a thermocouple and propane.. .... you May be telling the truth....