Reminded me of the two drunks at a zoo. One askes the other if he would get in the cage with her. His friend states only with a bag over her head. Awhile later he asks his friend could he remove the bag. His friend asks why? I want to kiss her he claims.

I once told a lady us guys are not dogs. We do not hump legs. She said are you sure of that? I just thought I might beat the suspected trend of this thread. Before it turns too beastly.