Mark,
Nice try!:p
Mike has a few other cars in mind this time so my baby is out of the picture. I've also decided that avoiding light clear coat scratches are impossible if you drive the car. My new goal is to find great products that fill/hide the swirls and remove as little paint as possible.
I think Mike might have a few products up his sleeve that will meet my requirements.
Although I sure wouldn't mind playing with a rotary, nice wool pad, some diamond cut compound and an 040 E320 Wagon!