My favorite part...
"Reemco is the brainchild of Frederick von Reemenstein, the nineteenth century anatomist and inventor. As is often the case with true genius, he was considered mad- his methods were deemed unsound. Just like Einstein and Benjamin Franklin and Ray Kroc were considered mad. Today we call them all visionaries with a passion for life- including Frederick von Reemenstien, (or 'Puff' as he was called by his close associates). Born into a great and terrible poverty, Puff grew to be a wealthy Everyman who's life and products would affect and inspire millions. His ancestors continue to proudly hold the standards of Reemenstien quality and dedication to this day."