Am I the only one thinking this thread is being taken too seriously?

Can't imagine anyone complaining of parts failures after 15 years of service...

Most American car owners think of getting rid of their vehicles after logging 60K miles!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car