Well, this will give a few laughs...
One morning, my sister wakes me up and says that her tire is flat and needs help changing it. So, being a good brother, i go over and start to show her the proper way to change it, and have her participate in some of the work. When the tire comes off, i notice that is barerly has any tread left on it. I ask her how many miles she has on her car. Her responce, 37k. I look at the treadwear rating on the tire and its a measely 220. Then i tell her that she needed new tires about 10k miles ago. Then she responds..."I didnt know you needed to change the tires." In a couple of days, after the repair was made, the tire goes flat again, and guess what, she doesnt remember a thing i said before. I then accompany her to get new tires.

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2002 G500 74K
1998 E300 200K and rising
1995 S600 73k


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