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Old 05-17-2005, 12:54 AM
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Question Current evolutionary theory

VWBUGE,

1.I've developed this theory,that there are 5 different stages of homo-sapiens co-existing concurrently on planet earth.
2. number 1's and 2's we never are able to differentiate from the rest of the
population (they are so intelligent, they realize the path of least resistance
is to blend in with the "Hoi Poloi")
3. The number 3's can: do their own taxes , refuel their own vehicles,clean
fish without a diagram, AND sucessfully enrich others lives to boot!
4. The number 4's and 5's are wal-mart employees and politicians respectively.

6. NO ONE GETS OFF EARTH ALIVE (for long).
WHY NOT BE AS NICE TO THE OTHER POOR EARTHLINGS AS WE CAN??
7. at the same time on of the hardest VIRTUES to learn is PATIENCE.

8. On a very good day I might be on the bottom rung of number 3.
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