[QUOTE=cmac2012]Pretty wild stuff, some of which you do have to wonder whether anything that boneheaded could actually be true.
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As a young man, I dated an ER nurse for a while...These I can attest to.
Ambulance arrived....both EMT's dying of laughter.......carrying stretcher....a subdued humming noise could be heard coming from under the sheet......butt in the air, face down patient could be heard moaning .." Turn it off !.".....Seems girlfriend had lost vibrator into boyfriends anus, too deep to retrieve...Doctors successfully extracted batteries and vibrator after giving patient sedatives.
Fast forward......
Ambulance arrived.....carrying elderly gentleman with what appeared to be a pole sticking out his butt......seems he was experimenting with a step ladder and a broom stick !
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