I'm sending posting this from Iceland. Let me tell you it's not that bad.
They like to "imbibe" here. So when in Rome, or Iceland. That's why...ignore the typos.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i9522
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9531
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9512
Mike
P.S. I've seen my share of Mercs here...go figure!