For those of us with "Nice" Diesels, whats your Parking Lot Parking strategy?

[Carrameow]

For those of us with "Nice" Diesels,or Nice Cars whats your Parking Lot Parking strategy?
For me its obvious. Never sidle up to a Miniavan or 4 wheel Pick up. Thats because loading will be going on, and a 4x6 or some teenager with a metal belt is gonna swipe your car. Minivans always have multiple passengers and they don't always get out gracefully.
I always stay away from the trucks. I always avoid junkers and teenager cars because the drivers and riders don't care about other people's cars usually.
Likewise never take your car to Home Depot. Everyone buys something big, like a snowblower and then tries to jam it into their backseat often at the expense of your new paint job.
I always stay away from economy and minicar parking. I also dont park near where they collect the shopping carts because you are asking for a 22 car shopping cart train driven by a teenager to smash your door in,
I always look for the Peach Spot. Thats the one where you got a 2004 Corvette on one side and a 2006 BMW on the other side. Their owners dont want their doors dinged and won't ding yours. The other peach spot is the one where one of the sides of you car is protected by a curb...
SORRY for this inane post, but I had my car dinged at the mall the other day!