W123 picture: who can write the best caption?
 

Archeologists in the year 3000 unearth an ancient automobile museum near the ruins of Stuttgart, Germany. Only one vehicle survived.

Many of you have more wit than I.
http://www.w123-club.de/html/bildergalerie/galerie.htm

The link won't take you there directly; I posted the pictures below.

links bad... here's the pictures.

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The Newsly-Times

January 27, 3005

Robot archaeologists find rare non-hover craft in ruins

A team of robotic archaeologists have found the remains of a rare non-hover craft while exploring the remains of Stuttgart, which was destroyed by rioters in 2009 after a Kraftwerk concert went terribly wrong. After careful research, the non-hover craft was determined to be a "Mercedez", presumably named after a late 20th century porn star. This "W123" variant is presumed to be one of the few "Mercedez" vehicles still remaining and will be fully restored, and placed into the "Dr. Z museum for non-hover craft" in New Quantum Stuttgart.

You win, I give up. That was awesome :D

Put a new battery in it, she'll start right up..... :D

It has already begun...

http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_7.jpg

Of course, she will run smoother on biodiesel or WVO.:D

Wait a sec, isn't that the UK version?

Hey look! No cracks in the dash!
http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_7.jpg

....but does the odometer still work?

Happy Motoring, Mark

Come on, most of us have read enough for-sale ads to know how often the odometer only recently stopped working!

Just needs a little TLC...

http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_6.jpg

Gets 50MPG on WVO! Will last 1 million miles without a rebuild!

AC may need a charge.
http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_4.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...lastedW123.jpg

Think I went overboard sandblasting?????
:D

A vin check confirms the last owner of the Mercedes was none other than Jimmy Hoffa. Police hope dental records will identify remains found in the trunk.
http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_5.jpg

My old Mercedes diesel? Oh, I drove that thing right into the ground!!!;)

Or . . . (seller to buyer)
 

What's that? The CARFAX indicates possible flood damage? Not a chance, this title is clean!

http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_7.jpg

Oh Look.. euro fender

or

It seems the rear view mirror has fallen out of the car

Three words;

DUST TO DUST

Pretty color. I wonder how the floors are!

Happy Motoring, Mark

Just needs someTLC.

Tons of Loot and Cash.

Jim

This car has some minor rust spots but overall it's a beautiful old classic Mercedes, and remember, these cars will go forever.

Slight body damage, my mechanic said not to worry about it.

Historians generally agree, that it was George Bush's final act in the waning days of his administration that left this Mercedes as the sole remnant of civilization between the Mediteranean and the Caspian Seas.

Runs great. Has a few rust spots on the right rear fender . . . .

kraftwerk
 

That was a funny reference :D

Where is my wife. Feels like I have been waiting for her forever!
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May have slight leakage around sandroof.

Obviously, 'BJ & the Mercedes' went straight to video.

I don't think I would necessarily say that that particular Mercedes "Survived" anything.

Nick

"Gunther awoke that October morning in a strange bed in a strange apartment, with a terribly nagging feeling and a pounding, throbbing headache. He heard a voice humming in the shower... a strange voice. He vaguely recalled consuming at least 4 or 5 steins of Bittburger's finest, followed by 6 or 8 shots of something ending in "meister". Was it that young fraulein in the tight jeans and blue shirt who had suggested a romantic visit to the shore to watch the moon rise? The last thing he remembered was thinking that the sound of the surf was very soothing..."

When you said that you could crap anything...........well my hats off to you!

"I don't understand, my mechanic said some SeaFoam would work wonders for my injectors!"

In my mind, we have a winner!

Willie's idea of making a sand rail from a 300D didn't quite turn out like he imagined it would.

http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_4.jpg

:eek:Whats with allthe dudes..Its a weiner schnitzle festival..all that beach and no bikinis...CRAP!

This just in...Hitler found in trunk after excavation....

This is your W123.

http://www.jespersvensson.se/bilder/...s_200_w123.jpg

This is your W123 on improperly treated WVO.

http://www.w123-club.de/html/bilderg...0mibeach_4.jpg


Just say NO!

First Aid kit is missing. I will try to find it but no guarantees. A/C was blowing ice cubes up until this morning, probably needs a charge. JUST WASHED IT!!!

Car is sold AS IS.

the wife said back it just a little further, I still don't have you in the viewfinder, a little more, a little more... Honey, do you hear something? splash!

Caption: "Honey...did you remember to set the emergency brake?" :D

That has to be a result of the old "Hold my beer and watch this!"

Sorry I'm late to the game here. But here goes.

That Moroccan cabbie said he could get us to Lisbon quickly but that undertow was ridiculous.

holy thread revival.

This really belongs in OD. Who is the dumb @$$ that started this thread in the first place?

Police:
"Mr. Johnson we found your car you reported stolen.":(

Mr. Johnson:
Oh goody, now I can call my insurance company to get the settlement on my rare, pristine, one owner, low mileage, NADA book valued, investment quality Mercedes.;)

"Drove it into the ground"

That one gets my vote!! Paul

X3. :D


A CLOSE second:

"Boy is that AAA guy going to be surprised when he gets here."