Metris as a family van?

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Anyone have any experience with the Metris? I was cleaning out the wife's nearly new MDX and was shocked at how she and the kids treat a nearly $60k car. Everything was sticky with kid garbage everywhere....

I love the fact that the car is trashed. To me it looks like a vibrant, busy family with young kids.

What I don't love however, is paying so much for a car that is too small, and frankly too nice to be covered in sticky. I have this fantasy of a car that is nice enough inside, easy to drive, but with rear seats designed like the back of a police car. Something I can clean out with a hose.

My wife wants a GL of course, but would be happy with any 3 pointed star. She's seen the videos on YouTube, and could be interested in the Metris. Thoughts?