I went to Target tonight to return some stuff. As I drove through the parking lot in the rain, all of the spots were taken. I turned up the next isle and saw the first spot was vacant, but as I drove closer I saw it was actually one car across two spots.

Some jerk did not want his precious 300ZX to be touched. I parked my 4Runner in the larger of the two spots leaving 1/2 inch between his car and mine.

When I came out it was pouring down and some guy was trying to get his car out while his girlfriend was standing out there in the pouring rain.

HA HA!!!!!! That's what you get when you take up two spots farm tag!!!