joke thread

[Since66]

Missing: Can't find the love of his life...


A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something, maybe 5.5

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat, but could loose a few.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Dark. Not sure - maybe Brown.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season - lightish brown now .

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : I don't remember exactly but she wears jeans a lot.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, Shark Gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and Black leather GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
near the....... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.