Taipei Times

A man with the habit of inserting odd objects into his rectum was admitted to the emergency room of National Taiwan University Hospital yesterday. Doctors spent two hours removing a bottle of Taiwan Beer he had inserted into his anus. What particularly complicated the procedure was that the bottle had been inserted wide-end first. The man was required to remain in hospital for thee days for further observation. Records of the Veterans General Hospital over the past 20 years show that the man's habit is by no means an unusual one. Other objects retrieved from anuses include flower vases, glass bottles, vibrators and table legs. The largest object ever removed was a bowling pin. One of the hospital's male patients was admitted on three separate occasions with a different object each time.

A bowling pin?!

Do they not have trouser pockets?

Apparently they have at least one very expandable, um, trouser pocket.

And I thought flushing the coolant in my car was a PITA!

And women think men couldn't possibly endure labor (at least in reverse mode)!

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You think anyone drank the beer afterward?

I thought fermentation called for a "cool, dark place". I'll give you the dark part.....

don't know... but it sure must taste like *****

The gerbils were thirsty.

Funny you should post this, the NBC comedy Scrubs had a bit Tuesday where they had to get a light bulb out of some kids backside.

Looking at the x-ray..."Either that kids ass has a bright idea or he's got a bulb up it"

Think yew, think yew verrr mush.

B

What no Gerbles???????

William Rogers..............

So.... what kind of beer was it?

Could it have been a DARK AMBER LAGER?

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Rectum?????? Nearly killed'em!