A few weeks ago someone broke the back window out of my Jeep and stole (roughly) $2500 in golf equipment. Yesterday I get this in the mail, and I quote....

"DENVER POLICE DEPARTMENT
City and County of Denver

The property crime you reported is inactive and has not been assigned to a detective. .........leaving a bunch of crap out............

..........Prompt action enhanced by citizen-police cooperation is an essential element of successfully prosecuting offenders and recovering stolen property. We thank you for your assistance. PLEASE DO NOT CALL UNLESS YOU HAVE SUSPECT INFORMATION."


This is taken verbatim from the little card. Even the capitalization of the last part. Now I know that my petty little crime isn't worth a lot of time and energy with all that is happening in the world but...

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Pxland

2001 Honda Accord

1995 Jeep Cherokee

1973 MB 280SEL 4.5